July 2, 2012

The Basketball Diaries


I believe writers refer to it as being ‘blocked’.

I’m blocked. 

I haven’t been able to write in weeks.  Now, this is not nearly as big a problem for me as it would be if my livelihood depended on my ability to write, but nonetheless I’ve always been able to write.  I can’t remember a time in my life when words didn’t come easily or (much to the chagrin of everyone around me) in abundance.  So being blocked is a whole new kettle of fish for me and I don’t mind telling you that I am not enamored. 

Lisa (my patient, unflappable, much-tortured editor )… if you are reading this I promise to have a column for you in the next day or two, but for now I think I’m about to, uhm, unblock.  Is that even a word?  (Please confirm). 

For reasons I won’t go into (but suffice it to say my pride is involved), on evenings not jammed up with a thousand other things that ‘need’ doing, I’ve found myself in a schoolyard near my home shooting hoops regularly for the first time in over twenty-five years.  Nothing fancy, just the same kind of shoot-around that I’d run through at the beginning of practice a hundred years ago when I played for real:  Set shots from each of the notches around the key, short jumpers, fade-away jumpers, and layups (but not many because my knees have filed a grievance), and if feeling particularly frisky, my hook shot.  Yep.  I’ve got one in my arsenal.

What seems like a few minutes of playing around always turns into an hour and a really good sweat.  I noticed almost right away that if I got frustrated with the bad bounces the ball was taking that I deferred to softening my touch on the ball… keeping my shoulders and shooting hand square to the work, changing the trajectory to get more arc on the ball, flicking my wrist as the ball rolled up and off my fingers as I released it, and holding my release position until the ball dropped.  If I got frustrated I involuntarily slowed down and applied the soft touch.  And just when I thought this was an anomalous observation, I realized it was in fact a regimental pattern.  If I felt wrong going up in the air I let the shot go anyhow, and sure enough when the ball careened off the rim and caused me to run for my life to catch up with it (which, yes, prompted a barrage of f-bombs), by the time my Sherpa and I arrived back at the key for another go I was mysteriously calm. For those who know me well, let me join you in a boisterous chorus of “what the HELL?”  Because we all know that when I get frustrated, I over think, overreact, overdo, and over(everything) in spades.  So nobody was more shocked than me to realize that for some reason, the pursuit of nothin’ but net was the o n e thing that actually forced my over-thinking head to slow down whether it wanted to or not.  I never want to slow down but lord knows I sure need to some days.  But that’s a whole other ball of wax. 

Usually I’m alone in the school yard but not this night; it was very busy.  There are two hoops mounted on the brick wall at the south side of the school, about 40 meters apart.  Ordinarily I have my pick of the two but I arrived and found both in use, which of course immediately caused my blood pressure to spike.  But I came to play and I was going to play.  At one net, there was a rather heated game of two-on-two in full flight, so I turned my attention to the other hoop, where I found two guys in their mid-twenties playing a very slow paced game of twenty-one.  I had my own ball, so asked if they would mind if I popped off a few shots in between theirs.  With barely an acknowledgement of my presence or my request, there was some general grunting of approval, so I took that to be an overwhelmingly enthusiastic and unanimous approval from the floor.  We toiled at the net together for a while, and when their game ended they left. 

I carried on with my shooting, and about twenty minutes later I noticed a man standing nearby with his young son.  In broken English he asked (as he gestured with his basketball toward the hoop) if they could play.  But of course, I indicated.  For a while we took turns shooting and to be honest, I wasn’t paying much mind to what was going on around me.  But sometimes situations just demand your attention and this was turning into one of them.   I retired to the side of the schoolyard and took a seat on my ball, opened a bottle of Gatorade and (finally) stopped to assess the lay of the land.

This flip flop-attired man?  N o t an experienced basketball player.  His son?  Not yet old enough to  properly hold or shoot the ball with one hand.  I watched them play for about 15 minutes, marveling at their sheer enjoyment of every shot, every miss, every run after the ball, and of course the hysterical high fives when the ball made a rare swoosh through the net… usually from beneath the rim!  I was starting to feel a bit guilty for enjoying their happiness to that degree… almost as though I was interrupting. 

Eventually Dad needed a breather (it was swelteringly hot that evening) and he too retreated to the sidelines.  We both watched silently as his son embraced the absence of elders, suddenly hoofing the ball in the general vicinity of basket.  And by hoofing, I mean, full-on, two-handed, rocket-powered, projectile-launched hoofing.  Each time he released the ball he squealed with delight no matter the outcome, and let me assure you, the point of this was no longer to actually get the ball through the hoop.  That brick wall took a thorough beating.

“Next time… maybe we do… small detail,” says Dad, shrugging his shoulders and grinning.  I giggled; this was pretty funny stuff after all.

But his son stopped.  He looked at the ball in his hands, looked up at the basket, looked at the ball again, slowly raised it as high as he could over his head, and lunging from the waist with feet firmly planted, positively whaled the ball toward the ground about three feet in front of him.  You’ve heard of the bounce pass?  This was the bounce shot.  I’m a bit of a kill joy so I’ll just tell you now that the ball did not go into the net.  It did however hit the backboard and ricochet off it to the inside edge of the left rim, where it caromed wildly to the inside edge of the right rim, bouncing three or four times on the metal before trailing off of the outside edge of the rim and dropping to the concrete below.  And there ensued the most unabashed happiness I can recall seeing in quite some time.  I couldn’t help but laugh (it was so awesome and so funny), and Dad was yelling something I couldn’t make out as his flip flops became a blue flash of light running off to get in on the high five.  Neither of them will likely remember that shot, that it was a miss, or even being at the schoolyard that night… but I was certain that the bonding they experienced in that shared moment would stick with them in some way, shape or form forever.

The clarity I found in identifying and cataloguing that analogy was really quite powerful.  I am reminded once again that life is simple… if we let it be.

Aaand poof:  unblocked.



From InsideToronto.com: Celebrity Musing - Lisa Marie Presley, A Question Of Motivation

Things have been a little bit busy lately.

Yesterday was one of those days that turns me into a cat with a Cheshire grin.  It had everything.  Rest. Good friends.  Good food.  Good wine.  Good laughs. And never to be underestimated in its relevance to good times:  s p e c t a c u l a r weather on a national holiday.  I woke up early and without a plan, kicked my feet over the side of the bed and never looked back after they hit the floor.  Took in Canada Day festivities, hit Ribfest at Whistler's, TTC'd to the Pride Parade (serioulsy... the happiest place on earth yesterday), got my first look at the wonderfully re-purposed Maple Leaf Gardens, walked (yep, walked) to Allen's for supper on the patio (try the Mike Weir 2009 Sauvignon Blanc with the goat cheese dip & garlic toasts if you're in the 'hood), and then against a perfect summer night's sky, watched the fireworks display at Stan Wadlow Park that was anything but "small community" (as it was billed) in scope. And finally, a night cap on the back deck preceded a brilliant, self induced exhaustion.  It's been a month of yesterdays... things have been crazy...

As I sit here today on the same back deck with a cup of coffee updating the blog, I can honestly say I have no clue where the month of June went.  A month ago I was in a totally different place in life than I'm in today, and for some reason, that very moment in time also feels like six months ago rather than just one; time flies.  Another reminder to just get out there and kick every day right in the pants, I figure.  Owing to this level of uhm over commitment, I have - it seems - been neglecting my blog.  So it's time to get cracking.

First up, my June effort for the Celebrity Musing column for Inside Toronto.  I've always been a bit intrigued by Lisa Marie Presley, and when I learned she had another studio album dropping in May, I thought it would be gratifying to poke around and find out what motivates her to continue pursuing a career as a singer and songwriter.  The link is here, but for you non mouse-clickers out there, here's the story.  Hope you enjoy it.


CELEBRITY MUSING: Lisa Marie Presley, A Question Of Motivation


I was recently asked what I'd do if I had the backing needed to pursue my great passion in life.

To be honest, I've been so busy living that I'd never really considered the possibilities. Nobody was more shocked than me when "write" shot out of me like a long-tensed projectile released from its anchor.
In hindsight, I've always loved words and taken great joy out of using the language. As a student I loathed Shakespeare being thrown down as an educational benchmark, so I sustained myself by savouring the sweet reward of the creative writing segments attached to the sometimes months-long study of the pretentious, literary clap trap of England's leading bard.
I digress.
Albeit late in life, I embraced my latent passion and began writing for an audience. No loitering in Venetian cafes sipping artesian wine while scribing literary masterpieces for this girl; I have a career I love that pays the bills, and in my spare time I write for pleasure. Sometimes my stuff is good, sometimes it's utterly deplorable, but for better or worse it's out there for the world to judge and that's just spooky.
Out of this came the realization I do have an audience, and if something I write makes even one person look at another in a softer light, then I have achieved something wonderful simply by risking my pride.
Enter Lisa Marie Presley.
Her third studio album 'Storm and Grace' dropped May 15.
It's impressive that in the shadow of her father she's maintained her determination to have a career in music, given that she launched her career after marrying musician Danny Keogh, raising two children, divorcing him, and marrying and divorcing Michael Jackson - all of which was done without any outward signs she might have musical aspirations of her own.
After releasing her debut album in 2003, she married and divorced Nicholas Cage, and around the same time she released her second album in 2006, she married for a fourth time, this time to musician Michael Lockwood.
In addition to two adult children, she is also the mother of three-year-old twin girls and has relocated to Kent, England. Appearing to have found peace, we arrive at 'Storm and Grace', her first album for the Universal Republic label, produced by 12-time Grammy winner T. Bone Burnett and meticulously packaged by her new manager Simon Fuller, the brain trust behind the 'Idol' franchise.
It's a safe bet nobody asked her what she'd do if she had all the money in the world. She has inherited enough money to do as she pleases and in addition to being a philanthropist and a tireless advocate for children's causes, she has chosen to make music.
Critics and the music buying public maintain their lukewarm reception of her offerings, but she persists caring more for her art than her image.
Celebrities whose agents talk them into cookie cutter careers as 'musicians' (the ultimate Hail Mary pass in celebrity pop culture) are a dime a dozen. But there's something different about Lisa Marie Presley. Perhaps because she makes no apologies, doesn't pretend to be somebody else's kid, blames only herself for her failings, embraces her lot in life and doesn't court the spotlight despite having made a few interesting choices that landed her in it anyway.
So what motivates the daughter of Elvis Presley to stand up and be counted among the musical talent out there, the vast majority of which many would say exceeds her own?
With a modicum of talent, no need for monetary gain and at the risk of humiliation for laying herself bare in an often harsh public eye, Presley offers this: "I'm compelled to do this because I'm a music lover...That's what drives me - pouring your heart and soul into something and hoping that it can change someone's life in some way."
Modest goals born out of manifested passion that might change one person's world for the better. You're OK, Lisa Marie. You're OK.